When I think of the city I think of fast, busy, suits, ties, the fresh bakery on the corner, taxis, cross walks, and people(lots of people). What does this picture inspire you to write?
undead cyborg Nazi's from deep underneath the town of Hamburg Germany. Barrack Obama brought them back as part of his 'Change' plan. That was his plan from the beginning. It all made sense now: “Cyborg Hitler and Nazi Genocidal Empire”! If we'd only insisted that he specify what it was he meant by 'C.H.A.N.G.E'. Obama had a secret underground organization . The organization consisted of all former presidents. “Hehehe” said Obama. Everyone turns toward Obama expecting a great plan for project C.H.A.N.G.E. “What are you guys staring at? I was just trying to test out my new evil laugh.” Former president Bush raises his eyebrows smiles and says, “Well what about about C.H.A.N.G.E?”. Obama smiles back, “Oh that……..Let them eat CAKE!!!!!!” Bush’s eyes turn red and he jumps on the table and runs full speed at Obama, he gets all angry and stuff and bites Obama’s ear. He nibbles for a while and Obama throws him off. “How do we take over the world by them eating cake” says Bush. Obama giggles a little and takes a nap. Hitler (who was sitting there quiet the whole time), stares at the ceiling and yells, “WHY DID WE PICK A BLACK GUY TO RUN NAZIS?!?!?”
Obama wakes up, “hey let’s name our organization “N.O.A.H’s A.R.K!!!!!!!! “ “Again with the stupid acronyms??!!” says Hitler. “Yup, I think they’re funny.” This time It stands for: “Nazis, Obama, And Hitler are really kool.” Everyone stares at him for a minute. Finally, Bush breaks the silence, “(giggle giggle) I farted…Now down to business, bring me a Nazi” Abraham Lincoln stands and leaves, shaking his head. About thirty seconds later he returns with a zombie. He sits next to George, leans toward him and says, “Why are we helping Hitler? You just think about that and tell me why that’s wrong with this picture.”
Just then George Bush snapped out of his stupor. "Hey, Obama!Check this out! I was watchin this movie last week, I think it was called 'Village of the Corn' or something.. so anyways, these kids could control people's minds" Obama stared blankly at Bush, a single eyebrow raised in disbelief. Bush continued rambling on. "So anyways, I watched the movie like six times and I think I've figured out how to do it." "Really?" Obama tried to look important and highly intelligent. "I'm goin in and taking over.. watch this..." and with that, Bush moseyed over to Hitler, locked eyes with him and focused all of his mental energy. "Hvat ah yoo doing, Booosh?" Hitler asked, suddenly aware of Bush staring at him. "You will do as I command." Bush ordered. "Noooooo...? I do not sink I vill" Bush glanced back at Obama and shrugged his shoulders. Obama shook his head disdainfully. "Try harder" he called to Bush. Bush tried harder... it still wasn't working. He tried harder still.. still nothing. "Harder Bush!!" cried Obama and Lincoln together. This time Bush tried so hard that his face turned red and he was starting to sweat. He was trying so hard now that he was shaking.. and then he ripped one. Loud and long. Bush looked embarrassed. When Obama realized what that sound was, he started laughing too. Lincoln just looked embarrassed for them both. Hitler stood his ground. "Despite your efforts,Booosh, I remain undeterred." Then Bush laughed even harder. He glanced back at Obama and Lincoln. "He said 'turd'". and Bush and Obama laughed even harder. Lincoln raised an eyebrow and looked from Bush to Obama. Bush walked back to Obama and Lincoln. "I don't understand.. I'm gonna have to go back and watch that movie again. Then after a brief silence. "Hey, once I was playing tennis with this guy and somehow I accidentally elbowed myself in the face... man, I still can't figure out how I did that.. I've only done it a couple times before." "Really?" Asked Obama, again trying to look important and highly intelligent. Lincoln just stood staring, dumbfounded. "Yeah" Bush giggled. Lincoln walked away, shaking his head disdainfully. Obama curled up at the foot of the steps to the Lincoln Memorial and took a nap. Bush sat beside the sleeping Obama, looking a little confused.. oh, wait, that's his regular expression. So he just sat next to the sleeping Obama and looked normal. "Yeah..." he said again, and rested his chin on his knees.
Sniggle loop, says Obama. What, I do not know what that means and I do not care. I think we are confused. You might be confused but I’m not, I know exactly what I’m doing. Suddenly they both saw something standing in the doorway. Again Hitler is standing unnoticed for a little while by Abraham Lincoln and Obama. They stand and stare at each other in an annoying, bazzare way for a little while, then Hitler walks away like a retarded wookie on drugs with a 45 pound weight shoved up its anus. Then a couple seconds after that one of the Nazi zombies tries to bite Obama but the zombie has no teeth so, sucks for the zombie one minute later Hitler walks up to one of the zombies and say boolack smaretoe cheese-it on my—blah blah blah, nobody cares what you say. The only thing people care about here is food, taking over the world and TV. So, says one of the zombies. You care about the same thing. There is silence for a moment and an explosion and, it starts raining dead homeless gummy bears.
When I think of the city I think of fast, busy, suits, ties, the fresh bakery on the corner, taxis, cross walks, and people(lots of people). What does this picture inspire you to write?
undead cyborg Nazi's from deep underneath the town of Hamburg Germany. Barrack Obama brought them back as part of his 'Change' plan. That was his plan from the beginning. It all made sense now: “Cyborg Hitler and Nazi Genocidal Empire”! If we'd only insisted that he specify what it was he meant by 'C.H.A.N.G.E'. Obama had a secret underground organization . The organization consisted of all former presidents. “Hehehe” said Obama. Everyone turns toward Obama expecting a great plan for project C.H.A.N.G.E. “What are you guys staring at? I was just trying to test out my new evil laugh.” Former president Bush raises his eyebrows smiles and says, “Well what about about C.H.A.N.G.E?”. Obama smiles back, “Oh that……..Let them eat CAKE!!!!!!” Bush’s eyes turn red and he jumps on the table and runs full speed at Obama, he gets all angry and stuff and bites Obama’s ear. He nibbles for a while and Obama throws him off. “How do we take over the world by them eating cake” says Bush. Obama giggles a little and takes a nap. Hitler (who was sitting there quiet the whole time), stares at the ceiling and yells, “WHY DID WE PICK A BLACK GUY TO RUN NAZIS?!?!?”
ReplyDeleteObama wakes up, “hey let’s name our organization “N.O.A.H’s A.R.K!!!!!!!! “
ReplyDelete“Again with the stupid acronyms??!!” says Hitler.
“Yup, I think they’re funny.” This time It stands for: “Nazis, Obama, And Hitler are really kool.” Everyone stares at him for a minute. Finally, Bush breaks the silence, “(giggle giggle) I farted…Now down to business, bring me a Nazi” Abraham Lincoln stands and leaves, shaking his head. About thirty seconds later he returns with a zombie. He sits next to George, leans toward him and says, “Why are we helping Hitler? You just think about that and tell me why that’s wrong with this picture.”
Just then George Bush snapped out of his stupor. "Hey, Obama!Check this out! I was watchin this movie last week, I think it was called 'Village of the Corn' or something.. so anyways, these kids could control people's minds"
ReplyDeleteObama stared blankly at Bush, a single eyebrow raised in disbelief. Bush continued rambling on. "So anyways, I watched the movie like six times and I think I've figured out how to do it."
"Really?" Obama tried to look important and highly intelligent.
"I'm goin in and taking over.. watch this..." and with that, Bush moseyed over to Hitler, locked eyes with him and focused all of his mental energy.
"Hvat ah yoo doing, Booosh?" Hitler asked, suddenly aware of Bush staring at him.
"You will do as I command." Bush ordered.
"Noooooo...? I do not sink I vill"
Bush glanced back at Obama and shrugged his shoulders. Obama shook his head disdainfully. "Try harder" he called to Bush.
Bush tried harder... it still wasn't working. He tried harder still.. still nothing.
"Harder Bush!!" cried Obama and Lincoln together.
This time Bush tried so hard that his face turned red and he was starting to sweat. He was trying so hard now that he was shaking.. and then he ripped one. Loud and long. Bush looked embarrassed. When Obama realized what that sound was, he started laughing too. Lincoln just looked embarrassed for them both.
Hitler stood his ground. "Despite your efforts,Booosh, I remain undeterred."
Then Bush laughed even harder. He glanced back at Obama and Lincoln. "He said 'turd'". and Bush and Obama laughed even harder. Lincoln raised an eyebrow and looked from Bush to Obama. Bush walked back to Obama and Lincoln. "I don't understand.. I'm gonna have to go back and watch that movie again. Then after a brief silence. "Hey, once I was playing tennis with this guy and somehow I accidentally elbowed myself in the face... man, I still can't figure out how I did that.. I've only done it a couple times before."
"Really?" Asked Obama, again trying to look important and highly intelligent. Lincoln just stood staring, dumbfounded.
"Yeah" Bush giggled. Lincoln walked away, shaking his head disdainfully. Obama curled up at the foot of the steps to the Lincoln Memorial and took a nap. Bush sat beside the sleeping Obama, looking a little confused.. oh, wait, that's his regular expression. So he just sat next to the sleeping Obama and looked normal. "Yeah..." he said again, and rested his chin on his knees.
Sniggle loop, says Obama. What, I do not know what that means and I do not care. I think we are confused. You might be confused but I’m not, I know exactly what I’m doing. Suddenly they both saw something standing in the doorway. Again Hitler is standing unnoticed for a little while by Abraham Lincoln and Obama. They stand and stare at each other in an annoying, bazzare way for a little while, then Hitler walks away like a retarded wookie on drugs with a 45 pound weight shoved up its anus. Then a couple seconds after that one of the Nazi zombies tries to bite Obama but the zombie has no teeth so, sucks for the zombie one minute later Hitler walks up to one of the zombies and say boolack smaretoe cheese-it on my—blah blah blah, nobody cares what you say. The only thing people care about here is food, taking over the world and TV. So, says one of the zombies. You care about the same thing. There is silence for a moment and an explosion and, it starts raining dead homeless gummy bears.
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