"Maam, put done the bat." She looked down at the bat and dropped it. It rang out a grizzly echo, clattering to the cement floor. Her face scrunched up as tears flooded her empty hands.
"Ma'am..." I was shocked by who I thought I saw behind her, apparently killed with a bat. "Ma'am! You didn't! Oh, sweet mother of.... Is that who I think it is? What have you done? He's a war hero!"
"No. No, he broke into my house! I had to do it!" she sobbed.
"Ma'am, that certainly looks like Chewbacca himself, one of the heroes of the battle of Endor! There is now way Chewbacca broke into your house and gave you reason to kill him! You've killed possibly the greatest wookie who has ever lived! How could you?"
Just then, the hairy behemoth stirred. He wasn't dead after all! But before the officer could say or do anything,and before his assailant even knew he was there, the towering wookie had his hands around her throat.
The towering wookie bared his teeth angrily as he throttled his attacker, shaking her violently as he cried out in the typical, 'rapid-fire-yodel-yawn' of the wookie; similar, one might imagine, to Tarzan on meth.
The badly dented aluminum baseball bat she was holding behind her back.. and farther behind her on the floor, lay the badly dented body of...
ReplyDelete"Maam, put done the bat."
ReplyDeleteShe looked down at the bat and dropped it. It rang out a grizzly echo, clattering to the cement floor. Her face scrunched up as tears flooded her empty hands.
"Ma'am..." I was shocked by who I thought I saw behind her, apparently killed with a bat. "Ma'am! You didn't! Oh, sweet mother of.... Is that who I think it is? What have you done? He's a war hero!"
ReplyDelete"No. No, he broke into my house! I had to do it!" she sobbed.
"Ma'am, that certainly looks like Chewbacca himself, one of the heroes of the battle of Endor! There is now way Chewbacca broke into your house and gave you reason to kill him! You've killed possibly the greatest wookie who has ever lived! How could you?"
Just then, the hairy behemoth stirred. He wasn't dead after all! But before the officer could say or do anything,and before his assailant even knew he was there, the towering wookie had his hands around her throat.
ReplyDeleteThe towering wookie bared his teeth angrily as he throttled his attacker, shaking her violently as he cried out in the typical, 'rapid-fire-yodel-yawn' of the wookie; similar, one might imagine, to Tarzan on meth.
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